goodmusic-blog: Video: Common- “Blue Sky”
terrible. terrible night.
sandyhonig: Autumnal Snow (by voldy92)
Living vicariously through my bff4l as she enjoys...
Why being a person with a uterus isn't working out...
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GO0O0O0OO0OO0O0O0
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Me: I quit, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
President Obama, Part 3 (The Tonight Show with Jay Leno) (by NBC)
President Obama, Part 2 (The Tonight Show with Jay Leno) (by NBC)
President Obama, Part 1 (The Tonight Show with Jay Leno) (by NBC)