If you’re looking for fall activities (apple picking, pumpkin picking, hay rides, corn mazes, etc.) make sure to visit NC Farm Fresh. You can search for these types of things and narrow down your search by region and/or product and look for pick your own farms, roadside stands, etc. You’ll also be supporting your local farmer :)
Use your knife and cut slices of banana about yay big onto one slice of bread
Step 7: Make a sammich
Step 8: Place that heaven sent, succulent, ready to be toasted sandwich onto your greasy grimy pan you dirty like fuck
Step 9: After about 45 seconds - 1 minute. Use a spatula or use your paws to flip the sandwich over. Do it slowly now you anxious little fucks, you don’t want it to go flying everywhere and have bananas all up in your shit. Flip it and see how toasted it got.
If you’re doing this shit right then it will look as lovely as my masterpiece…
Step 10: After toasting both sides, place it on a cheap piece of crap want-to-be china ware
Step 11: Eat dat shit and have a mouthgasm. In the event that you are a squirter, it is advised to keep a napkin or paper towel nearby.
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